Earlier last (!) year I filmed a tv doc for BBC4 about Mills and Boon, it’s repeated again tonight (New Year’s Day), ten thirty ish. The basic premise is that a non-romance writer (me) has a go at writing an M&B.
Even though we had to cram masses into just a couple of weeks filming and it was fairly frenetic at times (trying to actually write the M&B as well as travel as well as interview people etc), I had a brilliant time making the doc, largely I think, due to how much I enjoyed working with Claire and Andy and the other lovely people of the tiny crew who made it, partly because making a documentary was all new for me (though not that different as I discovered, from much of the storytelling impro work I’ve done), but primarily because we proved – to me and hopefully to the viewer – what I have always believed anyway, that you really have to WANT to write what you’re writing. That to try to second guess the market, or write purely for money, in fact to do it for any reason other than because you have a STORY you want to tell, is mad. And going to make you unhappy.
Of course, no one may want to read/see the story you really want to tell! That’s an entirely different matter. Then you need to find a way to make them want it. Or make it anyway, and put up with the fact that it will only ever have a very small audience, if that.
Had some funny responses to the previous screening of the doc though – I think, because it is a documentary, people took things very much at face value. So when we went to a romance writing course in Tuscany, people assumed I was also there for a week like the other students. Nope, two very very long filming days then a midnight flight home.
Some people also assumed that how I went about plotting the M&B book was how I’d always plot something, rather than simply me talking aloud (for the camera!) about something that usually happens very organically. Like most writers I know, I don’t really ‘plot’ as such at all. I sit with it, walk with it, write it and re-write it and re-write it again, the book or the story comes into form much more like a theatre rehearsal process than something worked out in detail beforehand. It’s exciting precisely because of the surprises and the mistakes that lead to magic and the dull bit of getting from A to B so that C can finally happen. That’s why I believe my real work is in the re-writing and editing. Once I have most of a first draft, then I start to see what it is I am (or the story is) trying to say. Or maybe I just have a short attention span – the one time I did try to plot a book, I was so bored with it once I’d worked it all out, I wasn’t interested in actually WRITING the thing. (Sometimes I teach workshops where people say they’ve got three different novels all plotted out but they’re not actually WRITING any of them. Seems to me the plotting might be a tool of procrastination in that case!)
And quite a few people have asked if I finished the M&B book I started writing for the doc. No. But I do have a very well worked out plot, three chapters and a synopsis for it! I think it could make a nice little romcom movie. Besides, in a truly truly brilliant day’s work, I might MIGHT write 2000 words (2000 keep-able words that I don’t cut 1800 of the next day) so even if every day was one of those amazing days, I’d still have had to take at least another 22 and a half days to finish the M&B. And that would be 22.5 days away from the book I’m already writing. 22.5 days away from the story I really want to tell – too long.
I really enjoyed this the first time round – esp. liked it when you read bits of M&B books out on the tube… couldn’t believe how much money that superfan had spent over the years!
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I really enjoyed the documentary – saw it first time around. I found it fascinating just how hard you, as a writer of “real” novels, had to work to get into the psyche of the Mills & Boon genre – and how picky their greatest fans are about what they love and what they don’t….
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Been writing freelance for several mags for some time but – hackneyed old hack that I am – always wanted to break into fiction. Ages before your prog, decided to have a crack at M & B.
Reassured it wasn’t a walk in the park for you either! Though I have fallen for my hero… to the detriment of real life husband!
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I have to admit, shamefully, that thanks to this documentary (very well written and all) I discovered you and wish to know more of your writing. I have translated quite a few historical romance novels for a big french publisher and actually, even though it’s not my cup of tea, translating romance novels has taught me a lot on my writing. Anyway, I’ll be reading your novels soon. Well done for this doc!
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hi Laurent, no shame in finding the novels that way! Several of mine have been translated into French, though I imagine, as a translator yourself, you prefer to read in English. If you want to check out an anti-romance, by way of antidote, I can suggest Singling Out the Couples – definitely not a romance!
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Just watched this documentary on BBC4. Was thrilled to see you fight so hard against the formulaic nature of M&B books. Not that it would get you published with them, but I do so firmly believe that a writer must write what THEY want and not what they are told to. Made me feel happier with my stubborn insistence on vampire novels. ^_^
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I think we all need to stubbornly insist on writing whatever we feel driven/moved to write. that’s the point of the prog really, no point trying to follow a market that is so constantly changing, far better to follow one’s own interests. good luck with the vampires!
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Here here! The fads don’t last and the only thing that is constant is how one feels about their own work and what they enjoy.
Thanks a lot! ^_^
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very welcome.
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